I’m… sad.
I have allowed myself one complaint. One single post the nobody will likely ever see.
I cannot recall the last time a friend texted me. It sounds petty but it says a whole lot. These people don’t even have to walk toward me or do anything but move their thumbs. And yet despite this incredible convenience on their part, I am left quite ignored.
I am talked to only when I initiate conversation, and have realized I have few friends left that truly give a shit about me. I am not invited out anywhere, despite promises from many parties, I am included, yet promptly forgotten.
You could suggest maybe this isolation has offered some benefit to my life, that I may take out my loneliness in the form of improved grades and study habits, but alas this is not true.
Maybe I should be more assertive in forming friendships and maintaining them, I try, but it’s hard to do when you systematically fuck everything up and either come off timid or as a foul mouthed barbarian.
I might be able to overlook this whole friend thing if I had a girlfriend, but thats even less likely than a swarm of friends appearing a my doorstep. I have burned every bridge with girls, good looking girls that wouldn’t put up with my geeky habits are aware of them, and the girls that would are not good looking. Those that would put up with them and are good looking are one of two things, not attracted to me or batshit psycho.
Fuck me and my petty first world problems.
Why hellooooo Kon-El. How you doin’?
Pic by aivii on Deviantart
WHEN DID THIS QUEER GET AN EAR-RING? BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN ON EARTH!
HE’D BE INDESTRUCTABLE ON EARTH. BITCHES DON’T FUCK WITH MY CANON.
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
4. How do you deal with criticism?
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
8. Describe your favourite texture.
9. Trigger warning: Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
23. What motivates you in life?
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
31. Describe your dream library.
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
38. How do you approach social situations?
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
40. Post a short excerpt of your life.
BECAUSE I AIN'T A PUSSY.
._. i love you. Now bring portal tomrrow :D !
NIGGA, I DO WHAT I WANT.
but, sure.
The melbourne shuffle is, by far, the best shuffle.
FUCK YEAH, IT IS.
(Source: seriomtrouz)
The Amazing Spider-Man: first screenshot revealed
Activision has now released the first Spidey screenshot and it looks…. amazing.
Sweet Jesus’ tittyfuck. This looks amazing.
Look at me, I’m Sadie, I post pictures of manga on my Tumblr.
La Di Da Di Da.
Sadie never believes me…
when I say that she’s prettier the more hair she has on her head.
Never once has she listened to me in this regard. She just keeps chopping away at perfectly pretty hair.